The Anthropocene...RANKED.

 In the spirit of The Anthropocene Reviewed, I have a hankering to review some products in my life. My hopes are that by writing a review of various faculties of my day-to-day existence, mundane will move to remarkable.  However, I still have to fend off the ever-present tug of plagiarizing, which means I ought not fall into the temptation of ranking items with one to five stars like John Green did. Instead, I’ll pick ten things in my life - average, run-of-the-mill, completely normal things which I (at worst) tolerate and (at best) adore. And I’ll rank them. Worst to best.


The trick here is that my list is not yet complete. Which means I have to pick one thing in my life - not necessarily a bad thing, but not the best thing either - a perfectly average thing - as the starting point. And I have to make sure that the next thing is a slightly better thing than the last thing. Sort of ESPN Top Ten style, the items I’m ranking will gradually get better, leading up to the grand reveal of the increasingly greatest thing of my life. This will leave readers (and myself) in suspense as they (I) anxiously await to see, perhaps, what could possibly be better than, say, onion rings? And yet in the very next post I’ll review something that I deem better than onion rings. 


It’s tricky. I’m nervous I’ll review something pretty good too early on, and then I’ll have to continually make the next thing better. Or perhaps I’ll start out with something so pitifully average that I have to stretch and strain to merely reach the #1 review. But I’m up for the challenge. 


One final thing to note: the actual best things in my life are not what I will be reviewing. Of course, there is nothing that could possibly compare with the salvation of my soul by the blood of Jesus, his resurrection and victory over death, the inerrant word of scripture, corporate worship, eternal hope of future glory, and so on. These, without a doubt, are the pinnacle of human existence and I could write for a lifetime of their significance to me. For this purpose, because I do not intend to trifle with heresy or make light of Godly matters, I’ll more likely rank things like board games and burger bars.


Stay tuned :-)

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